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A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,
at a hotel in Asia,  which was recorded and published in the Far
East Economic Review...

 Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
 Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
 RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny!  Djewish to odor sunteen??"
 Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
 RS: "Ow July den?"
 G: "What??"
 RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
 G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
 RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
 G: "Crisp will be fine"
 RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
 G: "What?"
 RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
 G: "I don't think so"
 RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
 G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
    'judo one toes' means."
 RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
      mopping we bother?"
 G: "English muffin!! I've got it!  You were saying 'Toast.'
     Fine.  Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
 RS: "We bother?"
 G:"No..just put the bother on the side."
 RS: "Wad?"
 G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
 RS: "Copy?"
 G: "Sorry?"
 RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
 G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
 RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
     baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
     and copy....rye??"
 G: "Whatever you say"
 RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
 G: "You're welcome"

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