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They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years.
To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large
city and they checked into a plush hotel.
  She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small
room. No windows, no bed, no fan," she complained.
  "But, Madam!"
  "Don't `But, Madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us
like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much,
and we've never been to the big city and never spent the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."
  "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is
the elevator!"

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